It's a long story...

 So, there is so much to tell, and it's a long story... consider yourself warned... So when I last touched base we had lost our donor last min, and I was in a foul mood, and so on and so forth... So let me catch you up on what has happened since... we went to have dinner with the donor that Prince Charming had found through a site her Mom of all people found... and before you freak out... I text my cousin his "name" which I could only assume was really his name, the make and model of his car... the email address he had used to contact us, and anything else I thought would help the police find us before he could chop us both up... I was betting that as prepared as I was at least one of us could make it out alive... But turns out he was a normal kinda guy... and dinner went well...  so we were feeling good about this... but we had missed our window, but we now had a good chance at being able to try again... well after a week and still not hearing from him, we thought maybe he didn't like us... (cue sad lesbian music here...) so again it felt like we were out of luck... now remember that friend that was visiting that had offered to help, but we were too late... yeah He called on Thursday to check the dates when Prince Charming would be ovulating again so he could make sure he would be here... so again excited... then I get a text from our donor that "backed out" last week... he needed to come by and pick up something... while he was here I was avoiding baby talk at all measures, I was sure that if he even mentioned it I would turn into a raging witch and scratch his eyes out... however the conversation came up and he was adamant  that he never said he wasn't coming that he was getting mixed signals from Prince Charming on the whole text front and then eventually Price Charming told him not to come... okay now I am confused... but then my brain starts working and her Grandpa had just passed a day before and I am sure she wasn't communicating very clearly, after all this is my wife and I know her best... She too was getting mixed signals, and this caused a massive miscommunication...SO... We sit down and he tells us how much he wants to do this and tells us he will be here on Baby Making Days... great  now we have 2 people that are planning on coming... (no pun intended)... but what to our wondering amazement did happen after that... we finally got a response back from the guy we had dinner with... and he wants to meet again... oh brother... we went from no one to 3 people and now we have to sort it all out fast... I am not complaining... We just have to figure out what is the best way to handle this situation... 

So besides all that going on we have been busy as well... We continue to try to make Grams life a little more exciting each day... and well she makes ours exciting too... like yesterday when I had to explain a queef to Gram... Yes you read that right... she was very concerned about the expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; which I then explained very simply as a vaginal fart. and told her she didn't have to be worried... that sometimes it just happens... (good training for parenthood I am sure)... Prince Charming got her Some Channel #5 and it is hilarious... why you say? Well gram doesn't put it on her she sprays her entire room with it... Probably the best air freshener on the market! She also enjoys watching 3D movies with Prince Charming... She kept reaching out for the stuff... it was very fun... we also brought the Mother-in-Law up to see her last weekend and they went thru old picture albums... Now, I took this picture from out in the hallway, because I wanted to catch the moment without them knowing I was there... Now after reviewing this picture we found something very cool about it... Let me first say that I believe in Spirits or ghost, I believe there are good ones and there are bad ones... everyone believes differently, and I respect that so please respect my opinion on this... the neat thing about this picture is that while they are looking over old photo albums and reminiscing about being in Japan and moving to the states... there appears to be an orb hovering above them... Now Let me make it clear, I am not a orb seeker in pictures, in fact I don't think I have ever even considered putting a label like that on any of my pictures, but this just seems to be a picture perfect moment to me... I firmly believe that any number of passed family members could have been looking in with them... And Gram is always telling us stories about people talking to her in the middle of the night or of hearing whistling... I have always said I think she has some sorta "sense" about her, but this just confirmed it for me... 

In other news, I have finished 3 more books...

I really enjoyed this series, more than I thought I would actually.... they remind me of the short story "The Lottery" but an much more expansive take on it! If you are looking for something to read... You might want to give it a try...

As far as movies that Prince Charming Picks out... We have two to add to that list the First being "Hedwig and the Angry Inch".... Which I had brutally shut done once before when she tried to get me to watch it... was actually an okay movie... I enjoyed getting to see what she loved about it.... but then she put on "Amadeus" and I fell in love... I was an opera major in college, and I loved ever minute of this movie... in fact I want to watch it now just telling you about it! I loved it... did I mention how much I enjoyed it! You get the picture... it was a movie I am sad I just discovered!

 I also have a Muppet's Act of Love to mark off of the list...  But First let me Introduce you to Lucy... She is my guitar, I don't spend as much time with her as I wish I did, but I love her none the less... Prince Charming got her for me, and I can play a little but I have much room for improvement... So I decided I wanted to learn to play something for Prince Charming and not tell her I was doing it... Hence the random act of love deal... Something you must know about Prince Charming, it that loving the Muppet's is one of her most Charming attributes... and because of her I too now love them... Her favorite is Kermi, and I love Piggy... which if you knew us on a personal level you would most likely find fairly comical and accurate... But she tells this story about when she was a wee gal, and her class sang the "Rainbow Connection" song... So I learned how to play it for her... So I did, and then I had her teach me how to play chess (something I have been telling her I would let her do for years now) with out Muppet's Chess set... Great Fun!




       

I have also been working on that Granny Square Blanket...
Little did I know what  a HUGE project I was taking on... it has become quite the production... taking over our whole living room, but here is what I have got done so far... It is gonna be really cool when it is done...

And in other news, I had a Job interview, and I am hoping to hear back from them soon... I am really hoping that I get this job, the hours seem like they would fit perfectly into our schedule, and It will be good for me to have          something to do!                                                                                           I will leave you with goofy pictures of Cindarella... thats me!!!